Quorn sausages taste like crap.

Doppleganger Week on Facebook

…where you discover your friends’ delusions of attractiveness.

YOU?

LOOK LIKE …THEM?!

Righto.

Took the dog with me on my first 5km run tonight. It must have tired him out, when I came in the room, he was collapsed like this against the sofa. He stayed in the same position long enough for me to take about 8 pictures of him, what a complete knob.

Don’t worry, he seems to be OK now.

Pudding shock for Leeds man

“I opened the can on January 1 and was eating it out of the can with a spoon. I was about two thirds of the way down. “I put the spoon in my mouth and the next thing I knew was a sharp pain in the side of my gums. I spat something out and it was a white piece of plastic about an inch long with razor sharp edges,” said Shaun.

I don’t know what’s more better, the fact that this actually made the news, that ridonkulous photo, or the fact that he spent his new years day eating rice pudding straight out of the can with a spoon.

(via Yorkshire Evening Post - original link via Angry People in Local Newspapers)

justonemorething:

I have just entered Tough Guy 2010. I have nearly exactly one year to become an actual tough guy and finish it with my head held high.

The Kilomathon may help me along the way. and then i’m running this ultra running challenge before the great north run in September.

Road to hell/joy/elation/pain staaaaaaarrrrrrrtssss….

now!

You know when I posted that photo of Tough Guy earlier? Guess who’s boyfriend has just signed up?

This also means I will be expected to stand at the side and watch these mad folk do this to themselves. Actually, I’d rather WATCH them do all that than ACTUALLY RUN THROUGH FIRE any day of the week.

ALSO: This is my 600th post. WEEEEE!

I put Derby next to it to make it look better by comparison

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